Seeking a Travel Agent

Job Description: Must be able to adequately and efficiently book multiple short-duration trips, sometimes at the drop of a hat. Must be flexible in terms of departure/arrival times and able to make changes to any previously arranged trip. Must be able to contact airport security prior to any departure so that they may understand why I have a one-way ticket somewhere so as to minimize suspicion and unwarranted overly friendly body searches. Must use my account with Southwest and my credit card so that I continue to accumulate points with both. Must be able to research and effectively utilize all methods of travel, including plane, car, public transport (rails, buses, carriages), taxis, horseback, and shuttles while minimizing use of rental vehicles. Must be effective and utilizing family, friends, and friends of family for reasonable lodging options. Must be able to select hotels, when appropriate, which combine in the best way possible shuttle service, proximity to target interview and dining locations, cleanliness, and cost while avoid the use of brothels. Must be able to ensure that my suits, shirts, ties, shoes, and underwear are clean before packing for each trip. Must be available via telephone, text message, or email throughout the entirety of the day. Must be willing to coordinate my absenteeism with my superiors and fellow residents in terms of clinic and call duties, respectively.

Oh, and one more thing. Compensation will not be monetary and may be in the form of a hug, small gift or gift card, or dinner where I may or may not cover your meal.

Please contact me if you are interested or need more information.