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There come moments for all of us when we wonder what happened to the human race. While it is acceptable and part of the norm to eat human flesh in certain parts of the world, it is generally frowned upon here.

You're called in to the emergency room late at night, or early in the morning. Hell, it really doesn't matter what time of day it is for this to be made ridiculous. The consulting physician on the phone begins the story by telling you, "I have this guy from prison. . ." You know at this point the sky is the limit, or is it that the bottom of the barrel is the limit?

"So these two guys were fighting." I figure they are in prison so weapons are out of the picture. But these are the kind of people who are far from powerless. "This guy here got bit by the other."

Really? Bit? My wife asked me if it was a zombie. But sure enough, this guy's eyelids on one side had been bitten clean off.

He was subsequently discharged from prison into our care. Concerned much?